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"Ready. Aim. Pew! Pew!"

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

Alien embryo growing in earth.

Mayhem, Inc. Part 1: Prologue

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Twenty Six

"Now there's something you don't see everyday. How long have you been using dachshunds as sled dogs.?"

'Which one is named after me?'

Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, in all the solar systems, in all the galaxies, in all the universe, she walks into mine.

"Siri, find oxygen."

'Gen-Xers in their retirement years.'

"Jonathan! I've told you not to put your space toys in the freezer and pretend they're on the ice planet!"

Trying to describe the size of the Big Bang.

"Where do you see yourself in five light-years?"

Space Pioneer

We're With Stupid

"I wonder what he dreams about...Squirrels I bet."

"Wow! - Do all Earth people look as tasty as YOU do?"

'Sir, it's those monkeys we sent into space in 1959... They're back!'

Rocket to the Moon

"Take us to a cool, out-of-the-way leader real locals go to."

"For five starts it's worth the trip."

"Captain, it appears to be some kind of paragraph."

Astronomer reaching for the stars through a telescope (with his hand coming out of the top, near the stars).

'Well that's certainly new!'

Birth of Darth Vader

"Oh that's just great! You remembered how to make fire. I'm so impressed!"

'There it is. Just above Orion's Pants.'

Astronaut

"You get used to drinking recycled body fluids."

The First Man to Ride the Moon

"Oh, don't worry, we just find this planet hilarious."

Sequence of a spaceman waking up and getting ready to go into space.

'Watch your first step - gravity is the law on this planet!'