Space Adventures T-Shirts

"Next!"

Occu-Pie Mars

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company."

"We've made great progress!"

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

The Solar System (after deregulation)

Alien David statue

"Look what I found, dad!"

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"You left this on our ship."

"Houston, we have a problem."

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"

Head over Hooves

Martha Stewart Takes Over The Universe

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

Boptimism

High-gravity baseball

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

"Up here, light is neither a particle nor a wave. It's a liquid."