Space Adventures Gifts

"Next!"

Occu-Pie Mars

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

"We've made great progress!"

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company."

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

'Teenagers!'

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

Alien David statue

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

The Solar System (after deregulation)

"Look what I found, dad!"

"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

"Houston, we have a problem."

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

"You left this on our ship."

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

Martha Stewart Takes Over The Universe

'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?'

"Up here, light is neither a particle nor a wave. It's a liquid."

Head over Hooves

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

High-gravity baseball

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

"Nope, I still only have one bar."