Space Adventure Gifts

Trying to describe the size of the Big Bang.

Space Pioneer

Occu-Pie Mars

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

"We've made great progress!"

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company."

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

'Teenagers!'

Alien David statue

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

"Look what I found, dad!"

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

"Houston, we have a problem."

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

Head over Hooves

High-gravity baseball

God Sneezes Out Creation

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

Boptimism

"Up here, light is neither a particle nor a wave. It's a liquid."

Martha Stewart Takes Over The Universe

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

'What goes up, must come down!' 'Not if you give it enough thrust, to send it flying forever across the face of the universe.'

'Sometimes George likes to pretend he's an astronaut.'

'Why can't you admit you're lost?'