Space Adventure Seekers Gifts

"We used to have to abduct Earthlings. Now they actually volunteer to leave their planet."

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

Boptimism

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

Rocket and Witch Race

An early space launch attempt.

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

Elevator Music

After chasing the rabbit for many hours, Buster found himself very far from home indeed.

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

Rocket.

Astronaut runs on spinning asteroid to reach space shuttle's tether.

"Move along please. There's nothing to see here!"

"Every abductee gets a souvenir mug."

"Jonathan! I've told you not to put your space toys in the freezer and pretend they're on the ice planet!"

NASA, 'I thought I smelled oxygen!'

You Will Have a Merry Christmas. . . Resistance is Futile.

Trying to describe the size of the Big Bang.

An astronaut parties with aliens on the wing of his spaceship.

'Don't tell me you've got another moon rock in your shoe!'

Maitre d' to astronaut couple entering restaurant: 'Gravity or no-gravity?'

"I told you to go before we left Aldebaran!"

"Do you think it's a form of greeting?"

Cosmic Rays: Large cartilaginous interstellar space-dwelling fish of the order Myliobatiformes. Feed on planets containing plankton and small schooling fish.

'What do you think of the new Mars Mover I just ordered from The Whole Mars Catalogue?'

'The good news is, I did find the jumper cables!'

"Really! A firecracker! Test his nerves! Where do you come up with these stupid ideas?"

"When are you going to realize you're not the only being in the universe?"