Space Adventure Seekers Gifts

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Twenty Six

"We used to have to abduct Earthlings. Now they actually volunteer to leave their planet."

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

Boptimism

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

An early space launch attempt.

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

Rocket and Witch Race

Mars Poppins

Elevator Music

After chasing the rabbit for many hours, Buster found himself very far from home indeed.

"Oh well, at least it's not Earth."

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

Rocket.

Hey, how was space? Fine. Jeez. The adolescent astronaut.

Astronaut runs on spinning asteroid to reach space shuttle's tether.

"Move along please. There's nothing to see here!"

Christmas TV...

"Every abductee gets a souvenir mug."

NASA, 'I thought I smelled oxygen!'

"Jonathan! I've told you not to put your space toys in the freezer and pretend they're on the ice planet!"

You Will Have a Merry Christmas. . . Resistance is Futile.

Trying to describe the size of the Big Bang.

'Don't tell me you've got another moon rock in your shoe!'

An astronaut parties with aliens on the wing of his spaceship.

Maitre d' to astronaut couple entering restaurant: 'Gravity or no-gravity?'

"Really! A firecracker! Test his nerves! Where do you come up with these stupid ideas?"

'What do you think of the new Mars Mover I just ordered from The Whole Mars Catalogue?'

"Yeah, OK! You surrender. We get it. That's great. Now who's in charge around here? Hello? Yoo-hoo."

"I told you to go before we left Aldebaran!"

Cosmic Rays: Large cartilaginous interstellar space-dwelling fish of the order Myliobatiformes. Feed on planets containing plankton and small schooling fish.

'The good news is, I did find the jumper cables!'

"When are you going to realize you're not the only being in the universe?"