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Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Twenty Six

Emergency exit into Space

Parents start infant on the way to fame.

Eva Mendez

Are you interested in UFOs? Advanced life forms? Free medical screenings? Alternative underwear? Snacks and refreshments? Non-sexual turtles? Reverse pound cake? Science? Join us.

"Scientists confirmed today that everything we know about the structure of the universe is wrongedy-wrong-wrong."

'It's called a telescope son. It's sort of like a low-tech search engine.'

"Yeah, OK! You surrender. We get it. That's great. Now who's in charge around here? Hello? Yoo-hoo."

'We're going to look pretty stupid if it's not a Michelin star.'

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Cosmology marches on. . .

'Well, I finally made the switch from cable to satellite.'

'I have to say, the stars are magnificent in the desert at night...'

"A little office... no windows... with a door... heavenly!"

"We've discovered intelligent life in Outer Space, based on how geeky they look."

"I spy something blue."

'When they said a cruise with a 'balcony view' I didn't think they meant a view of the balcony.'

'I understand night and day, but which came first?'

"Gosh, it's hot in Roswell!"

Astronomer reaching for the stars through a telescope (with his hand coming out of the top, near the stars).

"Don't worry... they're not swearing. They're astrophysicists."

"No wonder it was so affordable."

The Insiders

"Five minutes, General."

Space: Property of No-One

Researchers attempt to find out once and for all whether great things really can just fall in your lap.

A robot tans himself in the sun while holding a solar panel so he can recharge.

"And, of course all our rockets come with a three second warranty."

"Listen, I'm speaking to you not just as your agent, but also as a parasite."

The scourge of the 'burbs, cable pirates board another innocent hom in their unceasing search for that one extra channel, the occasional first-run movie, or the highly-prized pay-per-view sports events..

"Man! That's the closest I've been to Earth in 60,000 years and that's about as close as I ever want to get."

'I think I finally spotted a star between the spy satellites.'

"Not now, Elaine—I'm on my man-cloud."

"Your mother named a star after you? Incredible! A star named Dipstick!"