Star Seeker Gifts

'We're going to look pretty stupid if it's not a Michelin star.'

Astronomer reaching for the stars through a telescope (with his hand coming out of the top, near the stars).

'Why aren't comets ever discovered by people named Smith or Jones?'

Emergency exit into Space

'No wonder you haven't discovered any new asteroids for six months - You left the lens cap on!'

"We've discovered intelligent life in Outer Space, based on how geeky they look."

"No, that giant red spot on Jupiter isn't a zit."

Kendall Jenner

Light pollution near the observatory was out of hand.

'Good. Now slide the 'O' ring over the hubble's sleeve there in front of you.'

'Astronomers at Work.'

'That elusive fifth star...'

'Your OTHER left, dummy!'

Giant kaleidescope.

"Five minutes, General."

Eva Mendez

"Your mother named a star after you? Incredible! A star named Dipstick!"

'I have to say, the stars are magnificent in the desert at night...'

'It's called a telescope son. It's sort of like a low-tech search engine.'

"I just discovered another starbucks."

"Listen, I'm speaking to you not just as your agent, but also as a parasite."

I've been searching the sky all night and haven't seen one sign of life! But, Frank the lens cap is still on! Oh, good, there's still hope I'm not the only intelligent being in the universe!

Never mind, I found the new galaxy – it's always the last place you look, isn't it?

"I'm glad you were able to see a white dwarf and a red dwarf last night. I just hope you remembered not to stare."

"Man! That's the closest I've been to Earth in 60,000 years and that's about as close as I ever want to get."

On holiday.

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

Bad fake tan day.

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'