Spectre Seeker Gifts

The Paranormal Society...

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

'What has twelve legs and barks?'

Crab with a clown face.

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

"Tell Mrs. Pomeroy we've found the source of that strange hint of musk."

"Spoiler alert! If you read the specials, you'll find out the Chef's Surprise!"

"It's just a tree."

Like lambs to the slaughter, my ass.

Emergency exit into Space

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

'Are we there yet, I love surprises.'

New York Netherworld

"Gee, I never saw that coming."

Sweet surprise.

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

Open House of Horrors

WHACK!

"This car is very fast and very expensive. Just how bad is your midlife crisis?"

"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians."

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

'Oddly enough you're the third person to buy that today!'

Starvation Watching

Cupcake jumps out of cake.

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

Eva Mendez

"I thought you were getting me a dog?"

Welcome Ghost.

'It's Dick Cheney's biography.'

On Champagne: 'Nobody knows the bubbles I've seen.'

Wish upon a star (well it's worth a try).