Spirits Seeker Gifts

'It's your liver calling. Do you want to knock it off up there?!'

'This place looks welcoming enough!'

'We,ve moved on a bit since 'Happy Hour'!'

'Listen, if they didn't have alcohol in heaven, it wouldn't be heaven!'

5-6 Happy Hour. . . 6-7 Letdown Hour.

"Good game."

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

"I'm afraid I can't green-light anything - you'll just have to pray."

"Son, it's time you learned the benefits of sitting around doing nothing."

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

"It's a letter from the Vatican. They say that whilst walking the streets without stepping into dog poo is nearly as miraculous as walking on water, it's not sufficient to canonize me!"

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

'Enlightenment isn't EITHER overrated!'

'Just ask yourself -- Are you better off now than you were two thousand years ago?'

"Trust me Jesus, if you want to make a bigger impact work on being seeker friendly."

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

'Don't just sit there thinking. Meditate.'

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

He avoids wrath, envy, lust, greed, gluttony and sloth -- the problem is he's proud of it!

'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'

'He attained Nirvana in two weeks? - he's GOTTA be using steroids!'

"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"

My God, I need to fart.

"Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama?" "That's right." "What's right?" "Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama." "Why are you asking me?"

'A sitcom has to be quirky or formulaic. There is no middle way.'

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

Zenemies.

A daily rubdown with a beard brush will wrangle awkward bristles and train them downwards...

Astral Projection

Tiny Visions

"Needs to get a life"