Specter Seeker Gifts

'So- supernatural phenomena, we meet again.'

Ancient Racing

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

Bob's Driving School.

"It's just a tree."

"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

Middle-aged guy spots an available convertible. The mating ritual begins.

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

Open House of Horrors

'Now will you pull over and ask for directions?'

New York Netherworld

"We're here to recharge our batteries."

'My new browser is so fast I have to take motion sickness pills.'

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

"This car is very fast and very expensive. Just how bad is your midlife crisis?"

'Oddly enough you're the third person to buy that today!'

"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians."

Welcome Ghost.

A caterpillar is rowing itself along

"An enormous amount of advanced engineering has gone into our latest models. That's not to say, of course, that an enormous amount of advanced engineering hasn't always gone into all our models."

'It's Dick Cheney's biography.'

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

Dolphin

Computer Controlled Car

Angler sees sign that says 'Good Spot'. He says, 'This looks like a good spot.'

On Champagne: 'Nobody knows the bubbles I've seen.'

Wish upon a star (well it's worth a try).

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

Witch dice.

"I'm getting too old for this..."