Sportscar Seeker Gifts

Bob's car finally makes a statement.

Ancient Racing

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

Bob's Driving School.

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.

Middle-aged guy spots an available convertible. The mating ritual begins.

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

"We're here to recharge our batteries."

'My new browser is so fast I have to take motion sickness pills.'

"This car is very fast and very expensive. Just how bad is your midlife crisis?"

Dolphin

A caterpillar is rowing itself along

"An enormous amount of advanced engineering has gone into our latest models. That's not to say, of course, that an enormous amount of advanced engineering hasn't always gone into all our models."

Computer Controlled Car

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

'So, then.... you don't LIKE life in the fast lane?'

"I'm getting too old for this..."

'He's on a high carbohydrate diet,'

'Though we understand your feelings towards your automobile, we aren't able to approve your application to marry it.'

Cow outboard engine

Fan-Centric Stadium

Arch of Triumph Save

'Well, I finally made the switch from cable to satellite.'

'This is my new boat. I finally succumbed to pier pressure.'

'I'd love to put you behind the wheel of this car. However, I doubt the bank will allow you to finance it for 30,000 months.'

'It's great to get away from the rat race!'

'I wanted a little more speed. I just hope I'm not violating any laws by using a jet engine.'

Pamplona 500

"Zero to 60 in 4 seconds. Think of it! You'll be the fastest guy to the next red light!"

"As fans we are smart enough to understand the game, but not smart enough to realize how unimportant it really is."

Slipstream

"So the question you need to ask yourself is - 'Just how much of a mid-life crisis can I afford?'"