Stoke Seeker Gifts

"Great waves to day, dude!"

Muscles

"An actor, you say? Guess you caught the acting-like-a-waiter bug."

"We're exclusively delts."

Bench Press Accident

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

Pony Rides

First Church of Non-Denominational Money Worship.

Bottle Distillery

Exercise Bars

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

'Hey, Bob, can you get this itch on my chin? It's driving me nuts.'

"This car is very fast and very expensive. Just how bad is your midlife crisis?"

Mr. Blok goes bowling.

"That's right - 'What doesn't kill me makes me stronger.' You just keep on thinking that..."

'C'mon, guys. That old geezer just leg pressed 400 pounds when he got up from the chair.'

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

He's slow and can't see out of one eye, but watch out for his left hook.

"Pray only for peace, love, strength and forgiveness. Never, ever spam the Lord."

Health Nut with a 60-Pack

Bowling ball head.

King Pin

"...And have we been working on our upper body or our lower body?"

"Holy hell. I should not have based my whole personality around this..."

"Honestly, I prefer stick."

'I think it's time to concentrate a little more on your upper body!'

Macho man body building club.

Joe's Gym: 'Can anyone here open this jar of pickles!?'

Arch of Triumph Save

"Any other strengths?"

'I told you I'd make you a star.'

Fan-Centric Stadium

Pushy Coach.

Super Bowl 2012: The NFL finds a way to appease displaced ticket holders.

"As fans we are smart enough to understand the game, but not smart enough to realize how unimportant it really is."