Strike Seeker Gifts

A wrecking ball gets a strike in a bowling alley.

There are more things to life than bowling---but I ignore them.

There are more things to life than bowling...but I ignore them.

"If we weren't in last place, I'd be pretty offended by this."

King Pin

"Maybe you should just slow your roll."

"This is for those pesky 7-10 splits."

"Try not to loft the ball so much.'

Ten Pin Revenge.

Hooked on spares....

Mr. Blok goes bowling.

Bowling alley.

Fun at the bowling alley.

Tenpin Bowling Assoc.

He's determined to get a strike any way he can!

'Jim, it's the doctor. You didn't hear him right! He said you need to improve your bowel movements...not make bowling improvement.'

Bowling.

I'd Rather Be Bowling.

'I'm toast.'

Bowling Pin: 'There, THAT'S him!! Number 4! That's the CRAZY Psycho!'

'Wow, this is a lot better!'

Bowling ball head.

Strike!

Bowling alley

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

'This is a 'placebo' line. It serves no purpose but it makes us feel good.'

Muscles

"Son, you're old enough now for The Talk: everything you need to know about compound interest."

"An actor, you say? Guess you caught the acting-like-a-waiter bug."

'Dammit - how do we get in on that gross national product?'

"Keep your money, sir. I'm on strike!"

Bench Press Accident

"We're exclusively delts."

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

Perils of the double play.