Spark Seeker Gifts

Connection

"Sometimes I wish you were more incandescent -- you know, like an Italian."

I've dreamed of being an electrician since I was a kid! You wanted to run away and join the circuits!

Electricians, unlike ambitious politicians, try to not make a power grab.

'This is not what I meant when I said we needed to put the magic back in our marriage!'

'We've created fire! We're Gods!'

Still Lives: 'I just need to think of one bright idea and I'll be made for life!'

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

Bring your own inflatable.

Ghost School.

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

Man falls in water Title: 'Willis was always an overachiever.'

Emergency exit into Space

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

"The boys at Jack's Bait & Tackle will never believe this one!"

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

Hey, how was space? Fine. Jeez. The adolescent astronaut.

"This car is very fast and very expensive. Just how bad is your midlife crisis?"

Eva Mendez

Mr. Blok goes bowling.

Angler sees sign that says 'Good Spot'. He says, 'This looks like a good spot.'

On Champagne: 'Nobody knows the bubbles I've seen.'

Wish upon a star (well it's worth a try).

'It's called a telescope son. It's sort of like a low-tech search engine.'

King Pin

Bowling ball head.

"I'm getting too old for this..."

'We're going to look pretty stupid if it's not a Michelin star.'

'We're conducting a survey to find out how many married couples still have that old feeling.'

Let's all be fairies.

'Every day son, I feel on top of the World!'

"We've discovered intelligent life in Outer Space, based on how geeky they look."

"Excuse me, do you folks believe in ghosts?"

The secret to happiness is knowing how to keep a secret.

'I have to say, the stars are magnificent in the desert at night...'