Spark Seeker Prints

Connection

"Sometimes I wish you were more incandescent -- you know, like an Italian."

Still Lives: 'I just need to think of one bright idea and I'll be made for life!'

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

Bring your own inflatable.

Ghost School.

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

Man falls in water Title: 'Willis was always an overachiever.'

Emergency exit into Space

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

"The boys at Jack's Bait & Tackle will never believe this one!"

"This car is very fast and very expensive. Just how bad is your midlife crisis?"

Mr. Blok goes bowling.

Angler sees sign that says 'Good Spot'. He says, 'This looks like a good spot.'

On Champagne: 'Nobody knows the bubbles I've seen.'

Wish upon a star (well it's worth a try).

Bowling ball head.

King Pin

"I'm getting too old for this..."

'It's called a telescope son. It's sort of like a low-tech search engine.'

'We're going to look pretty stupid if it's not a Michelin star.'

'We're conducting a survey to find out how many married couples still have that old feeling.'

Let's all be fairies.

"We've discovered intelligent life in Outer Space, based on how geeky they look."

"Excuse me, do you folks believe in ghosts?"

'I have to say, the stars are magnificent in the desert at night...'

The secret to happiness is knowing how to keep a secret.

'Every day son, I feel on top of the World!'

Astronomer reaching for the stars through a telescope (with his hand coming out of the top, near the stars).

'Repossessed? No, I said it was possessed.'

"I love the idea of getting married to a jeweller."

Roger managed to climb higher than any person had ever climbed before, thanks to sponsorship by Alu-Tech Aluminium Ladders.

Artist Misses the Point

"Five minutes, General."