Sky Seeker Prints

'Tomorrow I'll teach you how to land.'

"I love making a glide in..."

'If we stop looking at the clouds, does a screen saver come on?'

'I think I finally spotted a star between the spy satellites.'

'This is the pilot. If you look to the left you'll see London, look to the right France - inside the cockpit the co-pilot's underpants.'

On holiday.

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

Bad fake tan day.

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

"Thank god I bought my layers."

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

'Echo Tourism'

Happy Hour

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

'I blame global warming!'

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

I took a vacation to forget everything and I forgot my luggage.

"How about if we just winter in hell?"

French wine

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."

"Privates Beach"

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

Couple Sitting in Front of A Sunset.

'Now try and relax - we're on holiday!'

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.