Sky Seeker Pillows

'Tomorrow I'll teach you how to land.'

"I love making a glide in..."

'If we stop looking at the clouds, does a screen saver come on?'

'I think I finally spotted a star between the spy satellites.'

'This is the pilot. If you look to the left you'll see London, look to the right France - inside the cockpit the co-pilot's underpants.'

On holiday.

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

Bad fake tan day.

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

"Thank god I bought my layers."

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

Happy Hour

'Echo Tourism'

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

"Privates Beach"

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

French wine

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."

"How about if we just winter in hell?"

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

'I blame global warming!'

'Now try and relax - we're on holiday!'

Couple Sitting in Front of A Sunset.

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

"I need a holiday that guarantees perfect weather, good beaches and romance!"