Steed Seeker Gifts

An elderly gentleman inspecting a sign on a gentleman's back

"Looks like we found the issue."

How leaders fail

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

'And finally, there is the universal solution.'

Pony Rides

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

"At least we are consistently inconsistent."

"I think we should try something a little simpler."

"If we can't find the way forward, let's find the way back."

Segregated Beach

"Lemon 'merengue' pies"

"We need to create more hashtag-worthy moments."

'We need a product line that will stimulate our profit line.'

'Maybe we need new profit charts?'

I have plenty of work harder bees. Get me more work smarter bees.

A man fly fishing forms a fish with his line.

'I would like to see a little less adventure in this business venture.'

"Honestly, I prefer stick."

'No surf?'

'Unfortunately, we were a little off-target again this quarter.'

'We're looking for bold, innovative strategies to pretty much maintain the status quo.'

"Or should it be scrum or kanban???"

"Can you keep a secret, Fred? The truth is, I've never had a clue what curve it is I'm supposed to stay ahead of!"

'After months of analysing, we found out how to stop your downgoing profits: just find more customers who want to buy your products.'

"And for my next trick, an evidence-based strategy!"

Junk Bonds - Back Soon - Out Chasing Yield.

"Yay, we have an agenda for today's meeting!"

"If it's stupid but works, it isn't stupid."

Trojan Chess

'Perhaps we do need a plan 'B'.'

Politics In The Workplace

Black Truffles!

Stonehenge Imitation