Seed Seeker Gifts

?? No, I'm not going to empty it so you can get the toy surprise inside.

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"First, I sent a rocket of a drive down the fairway, then I took the 7-iron, put that ball on the green...a hundred and eighty yards if it was an inch..."

Booster shots

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

While old, sick, and weak animals remained targets, the lions most enjoyed culling the herd of its sarcastic teenagers.

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

Soaring Profits

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

"You've changed."

'I'm afraid the numbers don't lie Norton, we're definitely nerds.'

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

Giorgio A. Tsoukalos - Ancient Aliens

Entering Megalopolis - next Bucolic area 162 miles.

'I've figured out why bad things happen to good people.'

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

Thought Cloud

"I'm getting too old for this..."

Vaccine hurdles

"Some genetic engineers we turned out to be!"

Change, Change, Change, Change.

2022

"We wish we could drink the water."

'Your direction is good! Now try for distance.'

Junk Bonds - Back Soon - Out Chasing Yield.

"What's the first thing you remember?" "Why do you ask?" "Because it'll help the cosmologists." "Come again?" "Cosmologists have discovered a lot about the universe. In 1990, they discovered cosmic microwaves are 'black body radiation.'" "What that means is, they discovered the microwave radiation that fills the universe conforms exactly to a pattern known as a 'black body spectrum' that was predicted by models of the Big Bang." "English!!!" "They proved the Big Bang happened." "But one of the b

Fisherman pulling out hook with sign on it saying 'Gone Swimmin'.

"I'm going to New Zealand for a walk."

Poetry Reading. Physics Lecture. Which'll it be -- rhyme or reason?

Not-Quite-Quick-Enough Sand

"It seemed bigger in the brochure."

"If I don't think it's going to work, will it still work?"

'This week's column is going to be about Writer's Block, and it's...'

"Do you have anything with FOOD in it?"

"Wow yes, it's a lovely garden, but I can only see flowers: not a carrot in sight..."