Seed Sleuth Gifts

'Pssst...hey, buddy, I got the good stuff for all your urban farming needs!'

"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!"

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

'Have you no common scents?!'

"Excuse me, Professor. I think I might have spotted a flaw in your theory!"

'The dog ate my homework -- I thought maybe you could X-ray him.'

"I need to self isolate. . . but I thought I'd better come in and see you first!"

Roentgen tries to figure out what he's discovered.

"I'm getting cinnamon, brandy, nutmeg, a hint of Alsatian."

"Do you smell something?"

'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'

"Perkins! What have you gone and done now...??"

The Huge-Underground Vat theory of why all wonton soup tastes exactly the same.

Medical Library - Large books with really revolting photographs

"Essentially Wilkins proves things and Brenner disproves them."

'It's for the girl who's in a hurry.'

'Hey, it's that peeping Tom again, the one who has no respect for privacy.'

GM Crops Genie.

Undercover Biophysicists

"According to stomach content analysis he'll be dead in half an hour."

Newton's Law and Order.

Galileo describes his discoveries to the church (and gets hit over the head by the bishop/pope with the telescope that he made the discoveries with).

The Animal Researcher Reports...'I've been watching this herd of cattle for seven years, and to be frank, I haven't seen them do anything yet!'

'She didn't notice it was a wolf and not her grandma?? Had grandma never heard of electrolysis??'

Schrodingers cat at the vets

'(Sniff!)... Hey! Somebody stole my identity!'

'It's Yorick all right - I know his DNA well.'

"The search for a new painkiller has been a real headache."

"Light at the end of the tunnel!"

Professor Yomp is working overtime, trying to find a synthetic rhino horn.'

'This is not Hungarian stew.' 'We ran out of Hungarians.'

'Trying to steal secrets again, Dr. Figowitz?'

Genetically-Modified Foods: Are they safe?

When you said you were going to find your ancestors I thought you meant on the INTERNET!