Seed Supplier Sleuth Gifts

'Every once in a while a person puts more seeds in it, but where he gets it is beyond me.'

Apples for sale

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

'It's not surprising. The production department is in Spain, the warehouse is in Korea, the accounting division is in Bolivia, the board of directors is in Canada.'

"Aren't you getting a little carried away with this herbal medicine, Doctor?"

"We've geared up our American company to provide PPE for our healthcare providers, and we need 'Made in the USA' tags to on 'em! Problem is, USA tags are all Made In China."

Dreams of Spring...

'These were developed in the 1980s - they're a heritage genetically modified variety.'

The First Seed Catagogues of Spring!

After the curevac disaster: German overnment now invests in a serious pharmaceutical company.

The History of GM Food

Mrs. Fergensun unfortunately was crushed before getting what would surely have been a prize winning tomato to the county fair.

Avoid Constant Borrowing

'This organic seed's so much better for you than ordinary seed!'

"Wot? No toilet paper?"

'I've told him a little blue spot would do fine, but he does like to express himself.'

Thoroughbred Burger Meat

Dreaming of Spring (Onslaught of the garden catalogs).

"I swear I'm still a liberal arts major! The chain supply management courses are merely an academic curiosity."

'Pssst...hey, buddy, I got the good stuff for all your urban farming needs!'

"Janet and Bob are coming to dinner on October 6th. Better plant eight more carrots and three more potatoes this spring."

As Farmer Ron wondered where his cows had gone, somebody started the truck.

Cow Noir

"You've got to try some of this heirloom watermelon. It's full of seeds."

'Good news. They're looking at seed catalogues.'

Farmers' Market

Things are usually pretty quiet aound here at night - But every once in a while, this nutjob shows up and makes a scene, Don't try to apprehend him yourself - Really cuckoo, that one,

Man filling bird feeder is being watched by birds.

New In! Flat Coke.

'Call me when you get some current stuff.'

"And don't give me some garbage about your supply chain being broken."

"Carrots? Carrots!!!! Harold! I hate carrots!!"

?? No, I'm not going to empty it so you can get the toy surprise inside.

'I expect God's far too busy to protect your cucumbers from terrorists, dear.'