Farmyard Mystery Seekers Gifts

Cow Noir

"She wishes to range free!"

'She barely made it out of the atmosphere... next!'

"I always knew you'd come back."

"Do kids eat free?"

"There's got to be a better way to raise potatoes!"

Cow Pollen

"What do you mean I eat as though I was born in a barn? I WAS born in a barn."

"In my day I played a pretty mean cowbell."

'Big egg.'

Agricultural Failures: Hydroponic Livestock.

'Thinking quickly, Ernie jerked out his instamatic and clicked away at his farm below.'

"Dayum. She bootylicious."

"Farmer Jones has come back, and he's got a pin!"

"Psst...The grass is a plant!"

Cow Fishing on the mighty tundra.

The cows' grocery list at the feed store was getting longer and longer.

I see relations between Dylan and Daisy are at a all time low!

'Well, Hawkins, I see you made it to work on time.'

Would you mind if I hung round your backside for a while?

'Before I give you the bill,do you suffer from heart trouble, high blood pressure,or sudden shock syndrome?'

As Farmer Ron wondered where his cows had gone, somebody started the truck.

Mother chicken is sad to see eggs in the grocery store.

Cows buying from 'Pants R us'

COWS: Cow chess

"That's quite a set of cow horns you've got there."

'It's about to hatch... go boil some water.'

'Hit me in the head with a sledgehammer.'

'Every once in a while a person puts more seeds in it, but where he gets it is beyond me.'

Farmer Pickles Present.