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Cow Noir

Bubble Gum Farms.

'She barely made it out of the atmosphere... next!'

"She wishes to range free!"

"I always knew you'd come back."

"Do kids eat free?"

'The sty is falling!!'

"There's got to be a better way to raise potatoes!"

Cockerel sings the blues...

'This is a real barnburner.'

Cow Pollen

Costume Party.

"What do you mean I eat as though I was born in a barn? I WAS born in a barn."

"In my day I played a pretty mean cowbell."

'Big egg.'

Agricultural Failures: Hydroponic Livestock.

'Thinking quickly, Ernie jerked out his instamatic and clicked away at his farm below.'

"Dayum. She bootylicious."

"Farmer Jones has come back, and he's got a pin!"

"Psst...The grass is a plant!"

Cow Fishing on the mighty tundra.

The cows' grocery list at the feed store was getting longer and longer.

I see relations between Dylan and Daisy are at a all time low!

'Well, Hawkins, I see you made it to work on time.'

'Before I give you the bill,do you suffer from heart trouble, high blood pressure,or sudden shock syndrome?'

Would you mind if I hung round your backside for a while?

COWS: Cow chess

"That's quite a set of cow horns you've got there."

'Every once in a while a person puts more seeds in it, but where he gets it is beyond me.'

Cows buying from 'Pants R us'

'It's about to hatch... go boil some water.'

'Hit me in the head with a sledgehammer.'

Farmer Pickles Present.

Mother chicken is sad to see eggs in the grocery store.

As Farmer Ron wondered where his cows had gone, somebody started the truck.