Farmyard Myth-lover T-Shirts

"I always knew you'd come back."

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

Where Skim Milk comes from.

"Scuba cow"

'She barely made it out of the atmosphere... next!'

Dedication to excellence....

A cow goes to the Fortune Teller - 'I can see two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun...!'

'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?'

"Do kids eat free?"

'Wait, Doc, wait! My cow's still in your chute!'

"And I put it to you Mr. MacDonald, that on the morning of December 3rd, you had cold hands whilst attaching a milking machine to my client's udder!"

"That's... yikes. I mean... what's even going on down there? Honey, I don't think a push-up bra is very flattering on you."

'The environment people only worry about endangered species, not endangered individuals.'

'They used to be called sheep, and they produced wool. Now they're some sort of bioengineered creatures, and they produce antibiotics.'

Worse case of chicken pox I've ever seen!

"What do you mean I eat as though I was born in a barn? I WAS born in a barn."

"I call it 'Moona Lisa'."

'I didn't know you were a cook. I just heard Daddy say you'd make good sausages.'

'When they start calling you a splendid bird, you know you're in trouble.'

It MUST be Valentines Day!

"Start talking."

'The cow mooed, the pig oinked, the chicken clucked, I baaed and then we adjourned.'

"Dayum. She bootylicious."

'Mr. President, you have a phone call. It's the First Hen.'

"Hold your horses! I'm working as fast as I can!

A solar powered cow.