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"I always knew you'd come back."

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

'She barely made it out of the atmosphere... next!'

"Scuba cow"

Where Skim Milk comes from.

''Animal Farm' by George Orwell is definitely my favourite book...'

Milking the Cow.

Dedication to excellence....

A cow goes to the Fortune Teller - 'I can see two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun...!'

'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?'

'Wait, Doc, wait! My cow's still in your chute!'

'The sty is falling!!'

"Do kids eat free?"

"And I put it to you Mr. MacDonald, that on the morning of December 3rd, you had cold hands whilst attaching a milking machine to my client's udder!"

'This is a real barnburner.'

'Ok, this sty is great and all, but can we get some huge explosions? Wilbur, could you say 'it's about to get real'?'

'The environment people only worry about endangered species, not endangered individuals.'

"That's... yikes. I mean... what's even going on down there? Honey, I don't think a push-up bra is very flattering on you."

'They used to be called sheep, and they produced wool. Now they're some sort of bioengineered creatures, and they produce antibiotics.'

Shocking cows and chickens with the ingredients of the cake.

Costume Party.

Farmyard Sinatra - "Start spreadin'...Manure

"What do you mean I eat as though I was born in a barn? I WAS born in a barn."

Worse case of chicken pox I've ever seen!

'I didn't know you were a cook. I just heard Daddy say you'd make good sausages.'

"Start talking."

'When they start calling you a splendid bird, you know you're in trouble.'

"I call it 'Moona Lisa'."

It MUST be Valentines Day!

'The cow mooed, the pig oinked, the chicken clucked, I baaed and then we adjourned.'

"Dayum. She bootylicious."

'Mr. President, you have a phone call. It's the First Hen.'

"Hold your horses! I'm working as fast as I can!

A solar powered cow.

Barns