Farmyard Fanatic Prints

"I'm glad you took the trouble to diagnose your own symptoms using the internet...and you'd be 100% accurate...IF you were a GOAT."

The cows' grocery list at the feed store was getting longer and longer.

"Dayum. She bootylicious."

'The sty is falling!!'

Sheep

'He doesn't do the sounds, he does the smells.'

Cow inflates her own udders.

COWS: Cow chess

Rat flap.

"Stop carrying-on like a good sort...You're not the only one who just got laid!"

"Do kids eat free?"

"Farmer Jones has come back, and he's got a pin!"

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

Cow Pinatas

'Cow in love'

Bubble Gum Farms.

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

'Is it guilt that when you eat us that we are no longer called pigs but bacon, pork chops or ham?'

Goat about goat: 'He's no longer gruff since he's been on Prozac.'

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

An early space launch attempt.

Dedication to excellence....

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

Free Range Employees.

A cow goes to the Fortune Teller - 'I can see two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun...!'

Cow of BEEF

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

COWS: Cow Pong

'I'm studying the lay of the land..'

Cow noticing the grass is wet. So he wanders off and performs a fabulous powerslide!

'Get right back out there, young man, and track some mud in!'

No caption (A mother cow is holding a calf. The baby is sucking on a pacifier shaped like udders).

"Life is beautiful, and it's messy."

Wild Cow.