Farm Fanatics Prints

'Now that we've got a new bull, is he the calf's stepfather?'

I thought we agreed, this birdbath was our little secret!

Cow Pinatas

Cow can

"Why cull us when we could be retrained?"

'It doesn't say, son, who bottlefed the calf while the cow was out jumping over the moon.'

Cow and Pig leave for school.

"The predictions of the Loam farm model do make depressing reading...overheads and rents are skyrocketing, prices are down...but the government has suggested a strategy for solving the problem!"

We had the dirt delivered this morning. They said, 'It was the best birthday present ever!'.

'English is their second language.'

'Local Food for Local People.'

COWS: Cow vase

Cockerel and hen

"Of course I enjoy being slaughter."

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

'Is it guilt that when you eat us that we are no longer called pigs but bacon, pork chops or ham?'

Goat about goat: 'He's no longer gruff since he's been on Prozac.'

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

A cow goes to the Fortune Teller - 'I can see two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun...!'

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

COWS: Cow Pong

'I'm studying the lay of the land..'

'The sty is falling!!'

'You knew all the time that we were inseparable.'

"Do kids eat free?"

Curse my curiosity and four stomachs!

Wild Cow.

Cheesie Rider

'Get right back out there, young man, and track some mud in!'

"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."

'I'm about to die and now I realise I have REALLY BAD breath!'

'George, stop playing with the children.'

Fresh off the Farm.

'Yes, Jeb, they do resemble the cow's symptoms...'