Farm Fanatics Pillows

'Now that we've got a new bull, is he the calf's stepfather?'

I thought we agreed, this birdbath was our little secret!

Cow can

"Why cull us when we could be retrained?"

'It doesn't say, son, who bottlefed the calf while the cow was out jumping over the moon.'

"The predictions of the Loam farm model do make depressing reading...overheads and rents are skyrocketing, prices are down...but the government has suggested a strategy for solving the problem!"

We had the dirt delivered this morning. They said, 'It was the best birthday present ever!'.

'English is their second language.'

'Local Food for Local People.'

COWS: Cow vase

Cockerel and hen

"Of course I enjoy being slaughter."

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

'Is it guilt that when you eat us that we are no longer called pigs but bacon, pork chops or ham?'

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

COWS: Cow Pong

A cow goes to the Fortune Teller - 'I can see two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun...!'

Wild Cow.

'You knew all the time that we were inseparable.'

'Get right back out there, young man, and track some mud in!'

"Do kids eat free?"

Cheesie Rider

"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."

Fresh off the Farm.

'I'm about to die and now I realise I have REALLY BAD breath!'

'George, stop playing with the children.'

'Yes, Jeb, they do resemble the cow's symptoms...'

"I'm an ass is half-full kind of donkey."

"Well yes, I was shorn by the apprentice, but I don't mind really: everybody has to learn somehow..."

Money Tree

'It's definitely not broken... but you may have pulled a hammy!'

'Yes, I did tell you to hang the fire extinguisher where it would be easy to reach, but...'

Need I say, timing and accuracy are imperative?!