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COWS: Cow Pong

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

'The circle is complete!'

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

Support group for sheep.

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

Sheep dog late for work

"Well, that one got away."

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

For heavens sake,put some make-up on!

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

"It's my home grown quail call. Quail don't come when I blow it, but cows sure do."

'I've just discovered that one of my ancestors was a Security Goose for the Roman Army...'

Picks your own strawberries....Strangle your own turkeys

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

"You say that using a colicky horse to pull you out of the mud may actually help his colic?"

The pig that had a glimpse of the afterlife.

Boomerang cow.

A cow goes to the Fortune Teller - 'I can see two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun...!'

Golfer mistakes a hen's egg for his golf ball.

Where Deviled Eggs come from

'He's fine, it's only man flu not swine flu.'

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

You complete me!

'I guess you might call it a sort of penicillin reaction.'

'I think I'm lactose intolerant.'

'Where's my glove?'

'Do I really have to remind you again about which one of us earns the truffles, Jean-Claude?'