Farm Life Fan Pillows

"She's so Jersey."

"I like it after the holidays, when the crowds are gone."

'You know... I really think we should be gamboling.'

"She's not all over you, but she gets the job done."

"Define 'normal'!"

Big needle in a hay stack.

'Been really busy, Doctor?'

'I don't think we should have any more eggs Chester. Maybe you should see the vet about having your chicken nuggets removed.'

'Just the usual, thanks.'

'I love these all-you-can-eat buffets!'

'We like to keep our supply chain short.'

Sheep reverses roles in the shearing process.

"What's the occasion?"

"Oh great... here comes our crazy stalker again."

'You didn't do well in the limbo competition then?'

"I believe I can fly, I believe I can touch the sky..."

"You're kidding! That's horrible. So what are you doing for Thanksgiving?"

"By the way, I'm taking off the first two weeks in August."

Milk truck with udders.

'Could I jump in front of you? I'm bursting to lay I think I might Egg myself.'

Sheep dog jumping across sheep - and one of the sheep hits him with a frying pan

'Rectal palpation, hell! I lost my thermometer!'

'I don't like the way he keeps calling me Anne Boleyn.'

Actualities - A pardonable mistake - chickens who think they have found the coop in which they spent the first days of thier lives

"Not only are you a lazy cow, we have a graph to prove you're getting lazier!"

'This is taking too long - we'll have to induce hatching.'

'Said he was fixing the ceiling fan. . .'

"That's the main problem with your rear wheel drive model!"

Jazz hooves!

'I'll have to do some tests, but I suspect you may have a sty in you eye.'

"Don't know his name, but he called himself the bull whisperer."

"Well, I didn't leave it open. I'm tired of always being the scapegoat!"

Wow! It's like I'm in a real field with cows and everything!

"Have you noticed Carl never leaves the field to go to the bathroom?"

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'