Farm Life Admirers Pillows

A chicken draws a happy face on an egg.

"Why did the farmer cross the road?"

'Do you have to make that slurping sound when you eat?!'

'Wake up and smell the coffee...it's that brown stuff right next to the bacon.'

"I didn't even know they could knit!"

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

'The circle is complete!'

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

Support group for sheep.

Sheep dog late for work

"Well, that one got away."

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

For heavens sake,put some make-up on!

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

"You keep fumblin' with that bra, Cowboy, and you're never gettin' to second base."

"It's my home grown quail call. Quail don't come when I blow it, but cows sure do."

'I've just discovered that one of my ancestors was a Security Goose for the Roman Army...'

Picks your own strawberries....Strangle your own turkeys

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

"You say that using a colicky horse to pull you out of the mud may actually help his colic?"

Boomerang cow.

'He's fine, it's only man flu not swine flu.'

COWS: Cow Pong

You complete me!

The pig that had a glimpse of the afterlife.

No, I don

Golfer mistakes a hen's egg for his golf ball.

Where Deviled Eggs come from

'Bless You.'

'I guess you might call it a sort of penicillin reaction.'

'I think I'm lactose intolerant.'