Farm Life Admirers Pillows

A chicken draws a happy face on an egg.

"Why did the farmer cross the road?"

'Do you have to make that slurping sound when you eat?!'

'Wake up and smell the coffee...it's that brown stuff right next to the bacon.'

"I didn't even know they could knit!"

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

'The circle is complete!'

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

Support group for sheep.

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

Sheep dog late for work

"Well, that one got away."

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

For heavens sake,put some make-up on!

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

"You keep fumblin' with that bra, Cowboy, and you're never gettin' to second base."

'I've just discovered that one of my ancestors was a Security Goose for the Roman Army...'

"It's my home grown quail call. Quail don't come when I blow it, but cows sure do."

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

Picks your own strawberries....Strangle your own turkeys

COWS: Cow Pong

Where Deviled Eggs come from

'He's fine, it's only man flu not swine flu.'

Boomerang cow.

"You say that using a colicky horse to pull you out of the mud may actually help his colic?"

You complete me!

The pig that had a glimpse of the afterlife.

Golfer mistakes a hen's egg for his golf ball.

'I guess you might call it a sort of penicillin reaction.'

'I think I'm lactose intolerant.'

'Where's my glove?'

'Do I really have to remind you again about which one of us earns the truffles, Jean-Claude?'