Fans Of Farm Life Pillows

"I told you not to give them a bath in hot water!"

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

'The circle is complete!'

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

Support group for sheep.

Sheep dog late for work

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

Cow talking to dog: 'What...You eat your own...?!'

"Well, that one got away."

For heavens sake,put some make-up on!

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

"It's my home grown quail call. Quail don't come when I blow it, but cows sure do."

'I've just discovered that one of my ancestors was a Security Goose for the Roman Army...'

Picks your own strawberries....Strangle your own turkeys

Dedication to excellence....

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

Boomerang cow.

'He's fine, it's only man flu not swine flu.'

"You say that using a colicky horse to pull you out of the mud may actually help his colic?"

"Static cling."

COWS: Cow Pong

You complete me!

Where Deviled Eggs come from

Golfer mistakes a hen's egg for his golf ball.

The pig that had a glimpse of the afterlife.

'I think I'm lactose intolerant.'

'I guess you might call it a sort of penicillin reaction.'