Farm Life Fan Gifts

"She's so Jersey."

"I like it after the holidays, when the crowds are gone."

'You know... I really think we should be gamboling.'

"She's not all over you, but she gets the job done."

"Define 'normal'!"

Big needle in a hay stack.

'Been really busy, Doctor?'

'I don't think we should have any more eggs Chester. Maybe you should see the vet about having your chicken nuggets removed.'

'I love these all-you-can-eat buffets!'

'Just the usual, thanks.'

"What's the occasion?"

Sheep reverses roles in the shearing process.

'We like to keep our supply chain short.'

"I believe I can fly, I believe I can touch the sky..."

"You're kidding! That's horrible. So what are you doing for Thanksgiving?"

'You didn't do well in the limbo competition then?'

"Oh great... here comes our crazy stalker again."

'Could I jump in front of you? I'm bursting to lay I think I might Egg myself.'

"I feel so cheap."

'That's the 'green house' effect...'

'Rectal palpation, hell! I lost my thermometer!'

"By the way, I'm taking off the first two weeks in August."

Sheep dog jumping across sheep - and one of the sheep hits him with a frying pan

Milk truck with udders.

"Well, I didn't leave it open. I'm tired of always being the scapegoat!"

'This is taking too long - we'll have to induce hatching.'

"Not only are you a lazy cow, we have a graph to prove you're getting lazier!"

'I'll have to do some tests, but I suspect you may have a sty in you eye.'

Wow! It's like I'm in a real field with cows and everything!

'If things don't go well, tell me you'll pull the plug. I want to know you'll be provided for.'

"Don't know his name, but he called himself the bull whisperer."

Jazz hooves!

Actualities - A pardonable mistake - chickens who think they have found the coop in which they spent the first days of thier lives

"That's the main problem with your rear wheel drive model!"

'Said he was fixing the ceiling fan. . .'