Farm Life Follower Gifts

'Here's the problem! Her udder is broker down!'

"Don't worry about digging under the chicken coop fence: I have a bolt-cutter..."

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

'The circle is complete!'

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

Cow Pinatas

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

Support group for sheep.

Sheep dog late for work

Amusement Park Fun (Country Style).

Cow talking to dog: 'What...You eat your own...?!'

'Trickle or Spray!?'

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

"Scuba cow"

"Well, that one got away."

Where Skim Milk comes from.

For heavens sake,put some make-up on!

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

'I've just discovered that one of my ancestors was a Security Goose for the Roman Army...'

"It's my home grown quail call. Quail don't come when I blow it, but cows sure do."

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

Picks your own strawberries....Strangle your own turkeys

Dedication to excellence....

Golfer mistakes a hen's egg for his golf ball.

Where Deviled Eggs come from

'He's fine, it's only man flu not swine flu.'

No, I don

"You say that using a colicky horse to pull you out of the mud may actually help his colic?"

"Static cling."

You complete me!

The pig that had a glimpse of the afterlife.