Farmlife Gifts

"Are we bucolic or just afraid to take risks?"

'The circle is complete!'

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

Cow Pinatas

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

Support group for sheep.

"Well, that one got away."

Cow talking to dog: 'What...You eat your own...?!'

Amusement Park Fun (Country Style).

'Trickle or Spray!?'

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

For heavens sake,put some make-up on!

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

"It's my home grown quail call. Quail don't come when I blow it, but cows sure do."

'I've just discovered that one of my ancestors was a Security Goose for the Roman Army...'

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

Dedication to excellence....

Picks your own strawberries....Strangle your own turkeys

Playing pig

Boomerang cow.

Where Deviled Eggs come from

No, I don

'He's fine, it's only man flu not swine flu.'

Golfer mistakes a hen's egg for his golf ball.

"Static cling."

COWS: Cow Pong

The pig that had a glimpse of the afterlife.

You complete me!

'Bless You.'

'I think I'm lactose intolerant.'

'Do I really have to remind you again about which one of us earns the truffles, Jean-Claude?'

'Where's my glove?'