Farm Life Gifts

YOUR HORSE - Poster style outlining horse parts.

Mike Thins Out The Herd. 'Now kick those hooves up to the sky...and, one, and two, and...'

Moo-Magrams Exams

Who does that Lady Baah-Baah think she is?

No Runs No Hits One Cow Left On

"You know, I think the novelty of living in a converted Barn is starting to wear off."

"I just love what you've done with the place!"

'Well... It started with the nose ring the farmer gave me and I just got a taste for it.'

Swimming with dolphins./Swimming with a cow.

Cow Pinatas

Dedication to excellence....

'You poor chump! You let them talk you into polyester pants!'

Man dreams of sheep escaping from farm.

Thinks Bob: At last, the most practical house pet since the goldfish.

'You won twenty dollars in a contest? Why, that's chicken feed!'

The attack of the fifty foot chicken.

Pepperspray Pig

Amusement Park Fun (Country Style).

For Tim, sleeping late is not an option!

Aaaah...I pity you my canine friend! That you cannot experience the wonders of 3D!

'Only eat what's on the clothes-line darling: I don't want you eating dirty laundry...'

'Talk about flatus!'

"I was going to go to the other slop trough, but the music's always too loud."

I may have given that intra-arterially instead of intravenously...

"Whoa, listen, Wilbur, I've got existential problems of my own."

"You're free to range. Just stay away from that Tiffany—she's trouble."

"He loves country music."

Free-Range Chickens

"So this is what happens when cows die!"

Sheep

FREE-RANGE CIRCUIT TRAINING

'They all ran after the farmer's wife, she cut off their tails with a carving knife...well, some of the tails wouldn't come off right away, so she had to chop, and chop, and chop, and...'

'Ho boy! Ho! I went to veterinary school because I loved animals....'

"Bloomin' EWOKS!"

'Really? I've never met a banker before.'