Farm Life Explorer Gifts

Pig looks at electrical outlet that resembles his nose.

'He's so clever he's learning a second language!'

Ah heck, don't complain now! This is just the 'Warm-up'!

'In school today, I learned about the pecking order!'

"Mr Macdonald...we're issuing your farm with this Executive Injunctive Environmental Infringement Order."

"This guy has no idea what he's doing."

Hey! We've just been flapping them the wrong way this whole time!

'Of course you realise this means war!'

Hetty didn't like to be watched while she worked!

Playing pig

'Trickle or Spray!?'

I truly believe I was destined for greatness. Then I see a pile of excrement on the floor and I think'...Oh well!'

'What are anal sacs?'

'Heard dad mention your name. What does cull mean?'

"Junior! Stop that!"

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

'The circle is complete!'

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

Cow Pinatas

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

Support group for sheep.

Sheep dog late for work

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

Cow talking to dog: 'What...You eat your own...?!'

Amusement Park Fun (Country Style).

"Well, that one got away."

For heavens sake,put some make-up on!

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

"It's my home grown quail call. Quail don't come when I blow it, but cows sure do."

'I've just discovered that one of my ancestors was a Security Goose for the Roman Army...'

Picks your own strawberries....Strangle your own turkeys