Farm Life Explorers Gifts

Well...I filled it!

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

'The circle is complete!'

Cow Pinatas

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

Support group for sheep.

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

Sheep dog late for work

Amusement Park Fun (Country Style).

Cow talking to dog: 'What...You eat your own...?!'

'Trickle or Spray!?'

For heavens sake,put some make-up on!

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

'I've just discovered that one of my ancestors was a Security Goose for the Roman Army...'

"They're born into captivity, it's all they know."

Dedication to excellence....

Playing pig

Where Deviled Eggs come from

"You say that using a colicky horse to pull you out of the mud may actually help his colic?"

You complete me!

"Static cling."

Boomerang cow.

No, I don

'Bless You.'

'I guess you might call it a sort of penicillin reaction.'

'I think I'm lactose intolerant.'

'Where's my glove?'

Twitter that!

"If I ever meet an ostrich I'm going to buy it a drink."

Farmer chasing alien leaving crop circles.

'Another nice thing about working here, they tend to promote from within.'

You must un-learn bowel control!