Farm Explorer Gifts

"Mommy wants you to know where your food comes from."

The Large Hadron Cow Collider.

Barn

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

'Cow in love'

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

Farm Humor.

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

Support group for sheep.

Where Skim Milk comes from.

"Scuba cow"

'Trickle or Spray!?'

"It seemed like miles to me!"

Cow's straw

"Well, I'll miss him, but all his friends are backpacking Europe to herd sheep this summer, too."

An early space launch attempt.

"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"

"I always forget how much louder they sound in the country."

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

"I can't go much longer without your asking why I'm vegan."

Where Shaving Cream Comes From

Free Range Employees.

You complete me!

Cow of BEEF

No, I don

Playing pig

"Everything is dandy--and our intestinal biomes are joyous."

'I'm studying the lay of the land..'

'Bless You.'

'I think he's got a bad case of Bluetooth Disease.'

'I think I'm lactose intolerant.'

Cow noticing the grass is wet. So he wanders off and performs a fabulous powerslide!

'Where's my glove?'