Farm Explorer T-Shirts

"Mommy wants you to know where your food comes from."

The Large Hadron Cow Collider.

Barn

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

'Cow in love'

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

Support group for sheep.

Farm Humor.

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

Where Skim Milk comes from.

Cow's straw

'Trickle or Spray!?'

"Scuba cow"

"Well, I'll miss him, but all his friends are backpacking Europe to herd sheep this summer, too."

"It seemed like miles to me!"

An early space launch attempt.

"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"

"I always forget how much louder they sound in the country."

"I can't go much longer without your asking why I'm vegan."

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

Cow of BEEF

"Everything is dandy--and our intestinal biomes are joyous."

You complete me!

Free Range Employees.

'I think I'm lactose intolerant.'

'I think he's got a bad case of Bluetooth Disease.'

'Where's my glove?'

Cow noticing the grass is wet. So he wanders off and performs a fabulous powerslide!

"If I ever meet an ostrich I'm going to buy it a drink."

"Hold on. If we're free range, I don't think we should be crossing a toll road."

It's not what's outside that interests me. It's what's inside!