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'This one's extremely rare - pass me the ether jar!'

Effective farming.

"Eww! A tick!"

"Tell us what you're really protecting!"

'Fred,I know you can see a long way from up there but I don't think it is a good idea.'

Clandestine cows.

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

'The circle is complete!'

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

Fly Football

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

Snow flake

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Butterflies

ET Mishap

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

Famous Last Words: "Whew! Well, at least the worst is behind us."

Fish hunting for men.

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

The Golfing Accident

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'