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'The circle is complete!'

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

"Why does this curious plant of his always make me feel gigantic?"

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

Angry Squirrel Can't Get to the Bird Table.

Shark food pyramid.

"How can you cross the road so decisively? I have to stop halfway across every time to rethink it."

Clandestine cows.

'That's one of those May-December love affairs. He's 251 years old, and she can't be a day over 135!'

'Since the playing field was sold off we've become a centre of excellence for one-a-side football.'

Squirrel Tapping On Window Demanding Food.

'Dirty binoculars?! You mean I wasted 30 years studying what I thought was the rare spotted rhino?'

Bird feeder being used by vultures.

"It's a turkey vulture, and it's got something big. Honey, where's Delia?"

"Look at that ant farm! I love the ants' little overalls!

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

"Oh crap, my mood ring!"

"I can hear some rattling: Better start writing those birth notices Darling..."

Dark Clouds

You Know You're Old When...

"But the weather looks great for the rest of the week."

"The economy's terrible. I can't find anything in my field." "What field are you in?"

A spider meal prepping

No, I don't think they throw those up here for us.

Go Back to New York

"Since I no longer trust the media. I get all my news from hysterical people on the street."

Lady studying chimps, chimp studying lady.

Cat and Squirrel on Screen Door.

"Why, it's Daphne—home from Foxcroft."

Impractical Gardener.

The Statue of Liberty is spraypainted with a 'keep out' sign.

People in street, "Ooh doesn't he take after his dad"

"Oh, man. Ha ha! The look on your face when that squirrel turned around and started chasing you!"

Bird Bathrooms