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". . . Hey, hold that thought, I gotta use the windshield. . ."

Cat and Squirrel on Screen Door.

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"Oh, man. Ha ha! The look on your face when that squirrel turned around and started chasing you!"

"Why does this curious plant of his always make me feel gigantic?"

No, I don't think they throw those up here for us.

'That cloud looks like a sheep.'

Squirrel Tapping On Window Demanding Food.

Terrainspotters.

Once close to extinction, the majestic gazebo makes a comeback.

'It's just so easy when the targets are floodlit.'

Impractical Gardener.

Bird feeder being used by vultures.

"Look at that ant farm! I love the ants' little overalls!

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

'The circle is complete!'

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

How Nature Senses a Change in the Weather

"Okay, you both know the rules: no trash talk, no batting the other guy all over the house if he’s unconscious, watch the claws and nails..."

Duck Hunt

They try, but those crows can't make noises they used to. The lost caws!

'It says I missed freshmen Orientation and I have to take it in summer school in order to graduate.'

"We've discovered they mate for life, as long as they don't discuss politics."

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

Annie, the Reptile version: 'The sun will come out tomorrow! Tomorrow! You will sun yourself tomorrow!'

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

Cat says of armadillo, 'It's one of those big armored rats.'

"Want me to talk to the squirrel's mother, or would you prefer to handle it on your own?"

What does aloof mean?

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

". . . So that's 4 birdies, 1 eagle, 2 ferrets and a rabbit!"

"I've got you in my sights now, Mister Squirrel, with your fluffy tail and those tiny hands clutching that itty-bitty nut. Aww, you must be hungry...poor little fella... I love you, Mister Squirrel."