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Beaver tower

"Some day, we should bait our hooks."

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"Ahhh... close enough."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

'My feet are killing me.'

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

How Nature Senses a Change in the Weather

Allotment

"Okay, you both know the rules: no trash talk, no batting the other guy all over the house if he’s unconscious, watch the claws and nails..."

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

"It's such a lovely day!"

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Fly Fishing

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

'More bubbles!'

It is best dealt with by the 'Pitch and Run Shot'.

"You realize there’s probably an app for all this?!"

Duck Hunt

Fishing sign.

"We've discovered they mate for life, as long as they don't discuss politics."

I hate deer! What do you have to repel them? They're awful. I've got fences. Sprays. Decoys. Tree's Tree Nursery. I'll takes these. Anything to get rid of the varmints. Ring him up, Twig. I don't know why you are so down on deer. They've been very good to you! Anti-deer.

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

When the world is Mud-luscious - e.e. cummings

They try, but those crows can't make noises they used to. The lost caws!

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

The Brothers Grime

Country Bumpkin.

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."