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'This is one great minimum security prison!'

Conservation Area

"Ahhh... close enough."

Grace For Flies

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

Life is for the birds.

'My feet are killing me.'

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

Swan Fairy Tales

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

Allotment

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

Romantic Giraffes

Bring your own inflatable.

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

A mother and baby elephant

Frog to frog: 'Do you promise to love me warts and all?'

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

Fly Fishing

Fishing sign.

'More bubbles!'

Where Indian ink came from.

When the world is Mud-luscious - e.e. cummings