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"Can you see that beautiful patch of color just to the left of Gulf Island Pond, with all those marvelous loons? That’s where we passed a sports bar."

Sunrise.

Grace For Flies

The Fourth Little Pig

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

Swan Fairy Tales

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

Romantic Giraffes

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

Frog to frog: 'Do you promise to love me warts and all?'

A mother and baby elephant

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

Where Indian ink came from.

Polar bear bowling alley

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

Cat says of armadillo, 'It's one of those big armored rats.'

Don't worry, I see babies, lots of babies...

"Bless You."

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

"Well, you both sleep eighteen hours a day, so try to coordinate this to find a window for some quality time together..."

Butterfly herders of the wild west.

Endangered Species: Belgian Ostrich.

No littering...

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

The Forbidden Joyce Kilmer

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

Wordplay: Gastropod.

A gardener sowing flower seeds - and a cat sowing bird seed.