Wilderness Admirer Prints

"Can you see that beautiful patch of color just to the left of Gulf Island Pond, with all those marvelous loons? That’s where we passed a sports bar."

Sunrise.

Grace For Flies

The Fourth Little Pig

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

Swan Fairy Tales

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

Romantic Giraffes

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

A mother and baby elephant

Frog to frog: 'Do you promise to love me warts and all?'

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

Where Indian ink came from.

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

Cat says of armadillo, 'It's one of those big armored rats.'

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

"Marco ..."

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'

Wordplay: Gastropod.

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

'Yeah, I agree: It's hard to impress females by looking virile and strong when you're all pink...'

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

'Don't fall for all that...you should see him first thing in the morning.'

Don't worry, I see babies, lots of babies...

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

"Well, you both sleep eighteen hours a day, so try to coordinate this to find a window for some quality time together..."

No littering...