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"My New Year's resolution is to lose thirty-eight thousand pounds."

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

"You're kidding. I thought it was Friday."

"First, can we agree that it's a big back yard?"

'Gee, it's great to be back! I can't wait to go downtown and find a clean car!'

'No. There's no one who works here by that name. Let me connect you to our branch office.'

Dinosaur to dinosaur: 'Forget it. No matter how hard you study, you'll never become a thesaurus.'

It's a windy day!

A naked, shell-less Snail posing for art student snails.

Bumble Bee

"Lucky for you it's throwback Thursday."

'Where is Wally?'

Life, love and a lot of bananas.

'He's never been the same since he came out of his shell.'

'Why do I always have to be the lookout.'

'Hey, look! The subpeonies are in bloom!'

The polar olympics

'My tux is at the cleaners.'

'Damn snack is stuck in the thing!'

'It's a dogwood tree. I can tell by it's bark.'

"It's a thongbird."

"You've got a piece of eco-tourist or something stuck between your teeth."

'Californian Bug'

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

Rare footage of a leopard changing spots.

'See you later alli...' - 'Don't.' (Alligator doesn't see the funny side)

'Please tell me you made reservations.'

'Can he come out and play?'

'No Wallmart...No Target...No mall...How can you call this paradise?'

'I'm not going out looking like this - I need a new skin.'

"That was definitely mine."

'It has nothing to do with instinct -- I'm just a born leader!'

'Yes,I did bag him from a treestand.How did you guess?'

Explorers find cave painting of tanks vs deer.

'Oh well, this is not at all what I thought it would be...'