Field Observer Mugs

'The circle is complete!'

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

"Why does this curious plant of his always make me feel gigantic?"

Angry Squirrel Can't Get to the Bird Table.

Shark food pyramid.

Clandestine cows.

'That's one of those May-December love affairs. He's 251 years old, and she can't be a day over 135!'

Squirrel Tapping On Window Demanding Food.

'Since the playing field was sold off we've become a centre of excellence for one-a-side football.'

'Dirty binoculars?! You mean I wasted 30 years studying what I thought was the rare spotted rhino?'

You Know You're Old When...

"It's a turkey vulture, and it's got something big. Honey, where's Delia?"

"I can hear some rattling: Better start writing those birth notices Darling..."

"Oh crap, my mood ring!"

Bird feeder being used by vultures.

"Look at that ant farm! I love the ants' little overalls!

Dark Clouds

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

"But the weather looks great for the rest of the week."

"The economy's terrible. I can't find anything in my field." "What field are you in?"

A spider meal prepping

Go Back to New York

"Since I no longer trust the media. I get all my news from hysterical people on the street."

Lady studying chimps, chimp studying lady.

Cat and Squirrel on Screen Door.

"Why, it's Daphne—home from Foxcroft."

People in street, "Ooh doesn't he take after his dad"

The Statue of Liberty is spraypainted with a 'keep out' sign.

Impractical Gardener.

Hazards of field research.

"Oh, man. Ha ha! The look on your face when that squirrel turned around and started chasing you!"