Flood Observer Mugs

"Despite what mayor Bloomberg says I think the evidence is still patchy on the subject of climate change."

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"Liable to flooding? Whatever gives you that idea sir?"

'The circle is complete!'

Painting clouds

No, no, this is Terry's ark, Noah's is three arks down.

"May I put you on hold? I was on another line."

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

Captain steering house through flood.

"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust."

"Are we there yet?"

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

"Why does this curious plant of his always make me feel gigantic?"

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

'You've got to help my son, Doctor — he's joined a cult that crawls up on beaches!'

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."

"How do you feel about working a four-day week?"

'Well for crying out loud, why didn't you do that when I asked you?!!'

"Not more sleeve alterations?!"

'Jimmie, run and tell your dad the tractor is flooded.'

Fish tank filled with sardines.

Squirrel Tapping On Window Demanding Food.

Fish Feeding Frenzy

"Look at that ant farm! I love the ants' little overalls!

Aleppo & the World

"Oh, for crying out loud, Lou... just go in the water!"

Dark Clouds

Bird feeder being used by vultures.

"What do you mean, 'Climate change is not just humbug?'"

Thru The Eyes Of A Lifeguard.

Evolution into a pair of sandals.

"It's a turkey vulture, and it's got something big. Honey, where's Delia?"

"We used to be cooler."

'Now class...' says teacher looking at fish while the children are all staring at a mermaid in the next tank.