Flood Observer Mugs

"Despite what mayor Bloomberg says I think the evidence is still patchy on the subject of climate change."

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"Liable to flooding? Whatever gives you that idea sir?"

'The circle is complete!'

Painting clouds

"May I put you on hold? I was on another line."

No, no, this is Terry's ark, Noah's is three arks down.

That's What Happens

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

Captain steering house through flood.

"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust."

"Are we there yet?"

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

"Why does this curious plant of his always make me feel gigantic?"

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

'You've got to help my son, Doctor — he's joined a cult that crawls up on beaches!'

'Your secondhand smoke is giving the hermit crab a hacking cough!'

"How do you feel about working a four-day week?"

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."

'Well for crying out loud, why didn't you do that when I asked you?!!'

Squirrel Tapping On Window Demanding Food.

Fish tank filled with sardines.

'Jimmie, run and tell your dad the tractor is flooded.'

"Not more sleeve alterations?!"

"Oh, for crying out loud, Lou... just go in the water!"

Evolution into a pair of sandals.

Aleppo & the World

Thru The Eyes Of A Lifeguard.

Bird feeder being used by vultures.

Fish Feeding Frenzy

"It's a turkey vulture, and it's got something big. Honey, where's Delia?"

Dark Clouds

"Look at that ant farm! I love the ants' little overalls!

"What do you mean, 'Climate change is not just humbug?'"

"We used to be cooler."